Wednesday, October 01, 2008

The Most Beautiful Woman in the Playhouse....


I had a horrible revelation today while navigating my way up 91 North in the pouring rain. Sarah Palin is playing us all. From the moment her face was plastered on every news outlet and blog in the universe anger erupted from all sides. Mostly because the media, used to their customary hand job in the back seat of the Cadillac we like to refer to as the first amendment, were not properly introduced to Mrs. Palin and subsequently had to jack themselves off – much to their chagrin.

Crazy stories about pregnant unwed teens, witch doctors, retards and tattooed lip liner flooded every lane and exit on the information super highway blocking the rescue crews from getting to the mangled wreck of how a potential vice president should be handled and applying the jaws of life. All of this was in the master plan of the Republicans, who for some reason have the market cornered on evil geniuses. All of it – from her nonsensical answers to seemingly direct questions, to her folksy demeanor – was in the can long before any of us outside of Juneau could reckon. It’s a total academy award worthy act.

I won’t be surprised in the least if she nails Joe Biden to the wall in tomorrow’s debate. She very well could come across as a slick, well-scripted politician with all the right answers and a smoking set of gams to boot. By letting the McCain campaign frame the entire debate around phony sexism and “gotcha journalism” the media has no choice but to retaliate. But their sheer predictability out of profound laziness will play exactly into the hand of McCain.

The bar has been lowered so far that Mrs. Palin can basically step over it without even showing any thigh. This is too easy for her. And if I’m right, it’s going exactly as planned. Biden hasn’t got a chance because we no longer care about the issues. All we’ll be looking for is Palin to completely fuck up beyond reproach. This is not going to happen. She’ll sparkle and shine. She’ll look lovely. We’ll eat it up. Nothing said will even resonate with anyone. Each base will walk away with what they’re craving. “Undecided” aka low information voters will comment on her looks, her accent, that she was sharper than they’d imagined and she’ll win it. All. A beautiful woman is never taken seriously. No matter what happens, she can’t lose. But for now, let’s savor the absurdity for a little longer. I give you Sarah Palin (nee Heath) in the talent portion of the Miss Alaska pageant.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/01/sarah-palins-beauty-pagea_n_130901.html

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Have no fear! Sarah Pallin didn't supernova as everyone thought (nor did she accidetally burn down the set).Her folksy "I stop for a beer after work" attitude took it up the ass when Biden talked about his wife and kids and said he understood. At that moment he bonded with everyone in the country. I can only liken it to the Mel Gibson/Sophie Marceau scene in Braveheart. He also did pretty damn good with the money figures and the voting record of McCain. He nailed it. Signed, Sealed, Delivered - He's everybody's. Biofoole

Web Dunce said...

Too true. It was fun to see her "also" and "Maverick" her way out of answering questions. Latest drinking game secret word (maverick). Absolutely no substance. My fears of her being a pro were very quickly appeased. She's no pro - she's just an attractive, pushy woman. Biden rules!

Anonymous said...

When a woman is very beautiful,i.e.,exterior,flawless skin,perfect height and weight etc.,then she has no "BRAINS". I guess a woman should be 'Ugly'i.e.,to short or tall,fat,old,and pimple faced, but she will the have "BRAINS" to run for a high political office such as V.P. of the U.S.,that would be fine I'm sure.

Web Dunce said...

No, a woman should not be "ugly" to run for VP. Unfortunately, we live in a society where a beautiful woman is NEVER taken seriously - ever. Not to mention that Mrs. Palin played her cuteness (i.e. "beauty") to the hilt. Just face it, most right wing Repugs were jerking off with one hand while saluting the flag with the other. Please, get a clue.

Anonymous said...

webdunce you do it again with the verbal 'bitch-slap' on the Repugs! Jerking off with one hand..... Oh, what next. It's true that beautiful women usually aren't taken seriously - boo fucking hoo! I got news for people ugly ones aren't taken all that seriously either and they have to open their own doors. So oh the humanity! of Sarah Palin's size six Chanel suit nobody takes her seriously! It's not because she's a beautiful woman it's because she plays on her feminine sexiness like a Texas hold'em expert! Madame, you are no Golda Meyer. Biofoole