Kitty is erudite without the formal education. She can talk Russian history and British government just as smoothly as she can quote from any Mel Brooks movie or any episode of “The Young Ones.” Furthermore, in all likelihood, she can draw correlations between them that no one would ever dream to imagine. She can cook like a gourmet, but also has a painful understanding of cheese whiz and Cool Whip. She’s always been an enigma. These days she’s also a bartender.
Over the course of the last few days she’s drafted the entire curriculum of her charm school, which she calls the Skank to