So few remember that the Boston Tea Party began when George Washington and his ragtag group of Union soldiers holed up in the Alamo surrounded by Nazis. Luckily, before Napoleon could bring his Terminator reinforcements, Hannibal saved the patriot army with his elite corps of Elephant men. To this day, we still rally around the cry, “Remember the Ewoks."
The fact of the matter is, there are 300 million of us. There's 20 million of them (republicans). It's not a big percentage. It's just a loud percentage. This is the drunk on the subway making trouble in the car for all of the people on the subway. There are 100 decent citizens on there, there is one ass in the front that's molesting women. That's the Republican Party now in terms of the loud car.
I'm a walking paradox, noticing everything and nothing. On the surface, my life is one big contradiction. This is a quality that I most appreciate and admire in people. I'm a liberal conservative. I'm a feminist who thoroughly enjoys watching my husband devour the meal I've just prepared for him. I'm a writer, yet my tolerance for female writers is extremely limited. My over-sized ego is matched only by a desire to be humble.
